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Your move, drain... |
We know how it is… You’re in the tub, the faucet is on, and then you suddenly notice that the water actually going down the drain. This can be a horrifying realization, and it requires immediate action. But don’t panic. Here are step-by-step instructions for clogging that drain and getting water stopped immediately:
STEP 1: Shed as much fur as you can (and as quickly as you can).
STEP 2: Put about three dollars worth of loose change down the drain (this keeps the demons away).
STEP 3: Stare at the drain to show it who’s boss.
STEP 4: Watch an episode of Who’s the Boss (this also keeps the demons away).
STEP 5: Repeat Step 3.
STEP 6: Repeat Steps 2 and 4.
STEP 7: Repeat the first half of Step 6.
STEP 8: Skip directly to Step 10.
STEP 9: Repeat Steps 2, 4 and 5.
STEP 10: Don’t do Step 8 again.
STEP 11: Repeat Steps 3 through 7 (but not 4 and 6).
STEP 12: Repeat Step 2, but use Romanian currency.
STEP 13: Enjoy a freshly clogged drain.