THE CAT REPORTS STAFF:
NAME: Mr. DigbyPOSITION: Founder and Head Editor
SPECIALTIES: Cross-departmental collaboration and long-term project management. Also, rubber bands.
QUOTATION: "It's not what you can't or won't do, but it's about how many rubber bands you can eat at once. For me, it's six."
POSITION: Buying Guides Editor and Head of Dingleberries
SPECIALTIES: Staining light colored bedspread.
QUOTATION: "There's no 'me' in 'team,' but actually there is."
NAME: Mew Diamond Phillips
POSITION: Intern and Office Sprayer
SPECIALTIES: Electronics and blankets.
QUOTATION: "Is that an electric blanket? Because I'm about to spray all over here."
NAME: Hrothgar
POSITION: Lotion Eater
SPECIALTIES: Breathing on silverware and assorted clerical.
QUOTATION: "Just stay the hell away from me."
