SETTING UP A PRINTER AND A CARDBOARD SPACESHIP

Boarding the space craft.

After buying a printer, most people usually have one question: How soon until I can fly the spaceship it came in? The good news for you is immediately.  The bad news for you is that we hate you.


HERE ARE SOME TIPS FOR SETTING UP A PRINTER:
Step #1 – Plug in the printer.
Step #2 – Put paper in tray.
Step #3 – Slam face into printer repeatedly.
Step #4 – Repeat Step #3.
Step #5 – Throw away printer and climb aboard the cardboard spaceship.

Congratulations! You’ve set up your printer, and you’re a complete asshole!  Enjoy “printing” your stupid “documents.”  If you need us, we’ll be in our spaceship getting ready to make the jump to light speed.  And in order to navigate our way back, we sprinkled a path of dingleberries across the couch to leave a trail.  It’s literally science.