THIS REMOTE CONTROL MAKES A TERRIBLE CHAIR

I’ve been sitting on this stupid remote control for over two hours, and it hasn’t reclined or hatched.  Some other staff members here have argued that I “don’t understand the use of a remote control,” whatever that means.

I hate to leave overly negative reviews, but on top of being a crappy chair, this remote also tastes nothing like ham.  Those are two of my least favorite things, as the following list illustrates:

THINGS I HATE:
A.) – Things that are crappy chairs.
B.) – Things that don’t taste like ham.
3.) – Improperly numbered lists.


OVERALL ADVICE:  Save your money and sit on a ham instead.