The staff at Cat Reports would like to wish all of you a Merry Christmas. During these hectic times, it's important to stop and reflect on the important things the holidays have to offer.

Ingredients for a perfect holiday:
Eat plenty of wrapping paper this Christmas. 
- Sleep
- Throw up
- Eat
- Family
- Eat your family
- Pee on the furniture
- Eat some more
- Sleep a bit more
- Poop on a couch
- Eat other things
- Pee on something else
- Watch Richard Dreyfuss films


Hang on... My mind is currently being blown.
Despite the recent advances in technology (i.e. the internet, cell phones, Bluetooth, Saran Wrap… etc.), there are still things that boggle our minds. The most confusing of these things (with the exception of that floating red dot we sometimes see on the wall) is the metal spout with a seemingly endless supply of water.

To determine how much water it could possibly hold, we broke it down into a few simple facts.

Fact: 70% of the earth is covered in water.
Fact: Over 90% of the earth’s water is in the oceans.
Fact: About 1.7% of it is in the ice caps.
Fact: Wheel of Fortune has been on the air since 1975.
Therefore: The earth has hundreds of gallons of water.

Literally hundreds.